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elixxir May 23, 2012 13:25

It's always been my personal belief that the biggest dickheads you meet come into your life for a reason, to teach you something and that lesson is never just that they are an asshole. Ha. I've been wrestling with this one for a good long while now because I really am trying to grow here. You know. As a person ( Read more... )

wow i'm an asshole, is there a tag for momo?, social whatia??, fabulous piss flaps, goofy, down there, at least i crack myself up, angst, shrinky dink is my zen, work related

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elixxir Dec 07, 2009 14:34

As much as I've been digging Lady Gaga lately, we are now officially in a fight ( Read more... )

die fatty die, recipes, pube-stache, fabulous piss flaps, down there

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elixxir Dec 03, 2009 11:00

Damn you White Grape Vodka, you traitorous, treacherous bitch ( Read more... )

motherhood, wow i'm an asshole, down there, fitzy, bunny, sobriety tastes like dirty feet, fratboy, school, shrinky dink is my zen, bitchez, predictions, best of, work related, mother of the year

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elixxir Aug 31, 2009 10:20

EEEEE! After way more submissions than I care to admit I finally made Texts From Last Night!!

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texts from last night, i am an artiste, bitchez, down there, at least i crack myself up

Weekend Romanticals...

elixxir Jul 12, 2009 21:30

Did not get off to a promising start. Between Fratboy having a brain fart for breakfast and telling Twisty G we weren't going with him to Grammy's and the huge thunderstorm the kids spent a good hour clinging to my leg and weeping. I seriously doubted whether we'd be able to get away for a bit there. But then the Grandparentals swooped in with ( Read more... )

die fatty die, i am an artiste, wow i'm an asshole, family, sharting for humanity, down there, pregnancy, bunny, sobriety tastes like dirty feet, mitmip, what's a girl gotta do for a face shot?, fratboy, weddings, mother of the year

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elixxir Jul 08, 2009 10:05

Been staying away from the Intarwebs lately because really? If I have to see any more weeping tributes to that dirty dead child molester my head might blow clean off. Fine, he had a couple of cool songs 25 years ago. And? Since then he flew off to Planet Weird and made a career out of dodging child abuse accusations, acting like a retard and ( Read more... )

wow i'm an asshole, down there, meatsuit destiny, fratboy

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elixxir Dec 20, 2008 23:52

It always amazes me when chix have mad hairier bushes than I ever expected.And if you need to be told that link is NSFW you're high. Or illiterate. But I can't be held responsible if you can't read and go randomly clicking links you find on the Intarwebs. Especially in my journal. But back to the point I would have thought a chick like her, all ( Read more... )

is there a tag for momo?, down there

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elixxir Oct 21, 2008 08:57

Did you know? Bathing the dog is where you shove your balls in someone's asshole. The reason this maneuver is called 'bathing the dog' is because it's as difficult as bathing a dog ( Read more... )

die fatty die, motherhood, shrinky dink is my zen, down there, at least i crack myself up

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elixxir Oct 05, 2008 20:37

Fratboy's gone, kids are asleep. I've got a kajillion photos from today to get through but I really need to get this NutriSystem thing wrapped up so let's tackle this one at a time, shall we?

( The end of The Great NutriSystem Adventure... )

die fatty die, down there, nutrisystem

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elixxir Jun 08, 2008 20:13

The road to hell is not, in fact, paved with good intentions. My road to hell is paved with Tucks Medicated Pads, orthodics and now, gawd, stool softeners. Seriously?? Will the indignities never end ( Read more... )

house, motherhood, bitchez, down there, at least i crack myself up, fratboy